#84577  by The B's Hive
 Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:27 pm
Or another option

Fruit Cake

(A family specialty)

Here’s a great recipe for fruitcake.


1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of baking soda
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice, nuts
1 bottle of whisky


Sample the whisky for quality

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again, to be it’s sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink, and repeat to be sure. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still ok. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in cup of dried fruit, mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose a drewsciver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something, whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don’t forget to beat of the the turner. Throw the bowl out the window, check the whiskey again and go to bed.


These instructions were given with the best intentions and under extreme pressure/intoxication at the time of writing. Any harm and or death that may occur after sampling the end result may be construed as an unfortunate incident.


Woops, sorry to hijack the thread. 8-)
 #84589  by Roamnz
 Wed Dec 10, 2014 6:15 pm
:D ;) photos required please to prove that you actually followed the recipe and the end results of the consumption of the last ingredient on the list.
 #84590  by The B's Hive
 Wed Dec 10, 2014 6:55 pm
Haha, have trouble reading it let alone taking photo's :D :)
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